We get one story, you and I, and one story alone.
God has established the elements, the setting, the climax and the resolution.
It would be a crime not to venture out, wouldn't it?



Thursday, November 10, 2011

Lounging Maggots

7 Things That Happen on Reformation in the Jing...


1.  Pancake breakfast preparation is brought to a shrieking halt when Kim screams like a banchi when she sees hundreds of lazy maggots lounging in the pancake mix. 


2.  You Google, "How to make pancakes from scratch."


3.  The musicians (violin, guitar, piano, Becca's thingy) rock the socks off of, "In Christ Alone." 


4.  Your Pastor preaches in socks. 


5.  Theodore Lee Rattei IV either honors or horrifies Martin Luther while rapping, "A Mighty Fortress." 


6.  Theodore Lee Rattei IV's beat boxer can't keep a beat because he is too busy giggling like a Scandinavian school girl.   


7.  You color Luther seals with crayon as a sermon illustration.


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