We get one story, you and I, and one story alone.
God has established the elements, the setting, the climax and the resolution.
It would be a crime not to venture out, wouldn't it?



Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Name that Junior 3

Last year I gave you the odd all-star names of my 440 Junior 1s last year, well I have a new crop of laughs for you. Here are the dream team of names from the green-sweat-suit-wearing-socially-self-concsious Junior 3s (freshmen). Sit down, grab a stale Christmas cookie and enjoy.


GIRLS

Ida
Anily
Vongola
Mr. Simple
Faline
Nole
Krenz
Whitenight
Bay
Xenia
Dream
Sabrina
Camille


BOYS

Muzily 
Adolf
Lionel Messi 
Michael to the Ninth (he has 9 namecards proudly displayed on his desk :)
Moonlight
PPP
Sheldon
Yanbo Fang
Numb
Billups
Kael
Barret


NAMES THAT I'VE GIVEN...

Rufio
Caesar
Gretl
Texas
Danton
Colt
Ayo
Ezra
Geronimo
Darius



NAMES THAT I YEARN TO GIVE...

Asbestos
Ghadafi
Nantucket
Bing
Bic
Trinidad
Tobago
Amerigo Vaspucci
Dos Equis
the Duke
John Wayne
Snoop A'loop
E Pluribus Unum
Coldstone
Q'doba
Chipotle
Dwide Schrude
WD40


JUNIOR 2 NAME MUTATIONS...

Herry
Holy Herry Hole


Tom
Tom RMB


Soup
Mr. Soup Black


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